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Racist Siri


There may still be a few remaining bugs in the operating system

Red Bull Energy Douche with Mandy Moore


Ever have that not so fresh feeling and need a little energy boost on the side? Mandy Moore has just the product for you.

Lashisse


Grow your own longer, darker, fuller lashes! THis site is outta control and totally FANTASTICALLY CREATIVE!!! FUNNNY AS HELL! Get the inner point!! LOL The worst thing is that you can imagine there's women out there who would be willing to try it!

Republicans, Get In My Vagina!


Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage "spread" the message that the one thing women really want in their vagina is the government. Republicans are "pro-fetus", not "pro-life". They're bleeding hearts when in womb, but once your child is here, expect no Republican supported programs that help educate, feed or protect it. But Republicans will gladly send the precious life off to be mentally destroyed and physically slaughtered in war. If you want birth control or an abortion, you're a whore and if you have children and need Welfare, you're a mooch. Seems if you're female, you just can't win with some people.

Tightrope Fail Over Pool Destroys Roof


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There's nothing that ruins a day more than destroying your house. Well, there are a few other things, but destroying your house ranks up there.

Daughter Adorably Copies Dad's Anger


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Here is the winner for douchebag father of the month. This dad was having a hard time with some of the calls made in the most recent Celtics basketball game and was being vocal about it. His daughter decided to join in, impersonating his actions and bad words.

Dick Sprite Soda Prank



"who put their dick in my sprite?" This shit is pretty funny...

President Bush Reacts to Osama Bin Laden's Death with Will Ferrell


Barack Obama sent Navy Seal Team 6 to take out Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad and made a statement confirming it on Sunday night. Former President George W. Bush finally responds to who and what has been terrorizing him for years.

The Morning After



Two people wake up together the morning after a wild night and they try to put together the pieces.

SUED FOR FARTING



Her Lawyer: Sue for damages causing a cut on her arm from the force of the fart.

Extreme Idiots Compilation


Enjoy Human Stupidity! I really wonder if a few of these people died. "Son of a bitch I just shot myself." I think that's is my favorite line. It at the end of the video so get ready to laugh.

Drunk woman wanders on the court


Drunk woman wanders on the court during Lakers-Nuggets game 4. She looks like she could make a good shooting guard.

Student Loan STD's


Always use protection when you're screwing yourself.

FAIL Compilation 2012


Please do NOT try this at home. joke of the day blog is not responsible for anything you learn in this video. With that said enjoy and remember don't get any ideas.

News Anchor FAIL Compilation 2012


Enjoy this FAIL Compilation containing a mixture of some New News Anchor Fails & Some Classic News Anchor Fails! News Anchor Fail Compilation 2012!

Scary Wake Up Pranks


Scared witless. All these poor fools are terrified out of peaceful dream states with the rudest of awakenings. LMFAO!! The noise and the face he makes when he freaks out is what makes this so funny!

Blake Boston AKA Scumbag Steve


Thumbs up for bird shit photobomb at 0:33.  Scumbag Steve made me spat my drink when I saw this. Hope you all get ''Scumbag Steve,Scumbag Steve'' stuck in your heads.... This isn't supposed to be a good rap video! just take it for what it is!!

Crazy Lady Yells At Skaters


Call me say psychotic?.... "If you dont shut up!" haha... "I want the the film I want the camara..because you're not allowed, its traspas--- don't touch me!" "Illegal phtographing.. trasspassing!" this is hilarious. I wish I would have been there."What is your name?!" "Jeffery". "jeffery are you a photographer!?!"

Bad Roommates - Break Most Awesome


hey can be your best friends or your worst nightmares...but you still have to live with them. From pies to the face, to crickets in the shower, an annoying alarm clock, and a whole lot of tin foil... These are Break's Most Awesome Bad Roommates.

Top Ten Pranks


From Water Dunks to Flour Pours, Scares, Slaps, Sexy Girls, and Sax Man Serenades, another great year for Pranks. Here's some of our favorites!

Best Fails Of The Week 1 March 2012


The Magic player is actually a pretty famous troll named Francis. He's not really that mad.